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    <title>Lamburger and Fishwich Double-Feature!</title>
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    <published>2008-06-23T00:36:29Z</published>
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    <summary>So I&apos;m putting these both into one entry not only because I am lazy, but because the most cookingest part of both of these is the meat, and you can really add whatever and eat these in any way. The...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>So I'm putting these both into one entry not only because I am lazy, but because the most cookingest part of both of these is the meat, and you can really add whatever and eat these in any way. The lamburger is a standard recipe I use for most any kind of ground meat (with at least 16% fat), and it is fantastic with most any stuffing, especially bleu cheese. The fishwich is another standard recipe that I use for not only large fish patties but homemade fish fingers/fish sticks, and can be applied to any good thick piece of fish with ease. I'll add my recipe for mayonnaise, which is the base for the aioli on the lamburger (while the aioli is the base of the "tartar sauce" I use on the fishwiches) in another post (sorry! it's a ton more writing! ^_^ ).</p>

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        <![CDATA[<h1>Stuffed Lamburger FTW</h1>
<h2>Plenty for 4 burger patties</h2>
1lb ground Lamb<br>
3Tbs minced Shallots<br>
1 clove Garlic, minced<br>
Freshly ground nutmeg (just a touch)<br>
Pepper<br>

<b>{Filling:}</b><br>
6oz. crumbled Bleu Cheese<br>
  (optional, to taste, and exchangeable)

<p>Hand-mix the lamb with top ingredients, then set aside for 10 minutes before forming burgers. If using a stuffing, form 4 equal balls from the meat, push a divot in the middle of the ball, forming (as best as you can) a hollow sphere. Fill the opening with the stuffing mixture, form a patty shape around it (try to make it as flattish as possible), and set aside to rest for 10 more minutes.</p>
<p>If grilling over an open flame or charcoal, make sure the grill is hot before cooking these suckers. Same if you're frying these or otherwise cooking indoors - you want a caramelized exterior. The burger should be done to medium, with just enough heat in the middle to get the cheese soft (though likely not really melty). I did mine on a stove-top grill, heated to high-medium (damned electric stoves). Salt both sides of the patty right before cooking.</p>
<p>Our Stuffed Lamburgers were served with house-made aioli and Dijon mustard on <a href="http://www.pearlbakery.com/" target="_blank">ciabatta rolls</a> with a slice of thick-cut bacon and lettuce, and washed down with <a href="http://www.laurelwoodbrewpub.com/" target="_blank">Laurelwood</a> Organic Green Elephant IPA.</p>
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<h1>Fishwich Patties</h1>
<h2>Recipe for 2 patties or fish-fingers for 2 people</h2>
2 6oz thick-cut fillets of Cod or similar fish<br>

<b>{Marinade the fish for a half-hour in:}</b><br>
1/2C <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzu" target="_blank">Ponzu</a> (soy-free) or Lime juice with a dash of sugar<br>

<b>{For the crispy coating:}</b><br>
1/2C Flour<br>
1Tbs Salt<br>
2ts crushed Red Pepper<br>
1 Egg<br>
1C <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panko" target="_blank">Panko</a>

<p>Set up the 3-coating bowls or trays in a row and mix the flour, salt, and pepper in the first, whisk the egg with a dash of water in the second, and the panko in the third. These are best when pan-fried, but they would work well under the broiler or in a very hot oven if the panko are lightly sprayed with oil before cooking.</p>
<p>Rinse the fish and pat mostly dry before dredging in the flour, then the egg (make sure to remove any excess egg!), and then into the panko. When pan-frying, cook on each side until dark golden brown (usually 6-8 minutes per side, if the oil is at the proper temperature).</p>
<p>We served our Fishwich patties on toasted homemade whole-wheat rolls slathered with house-made dill-tartar sauce, and layered with cheddar cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes, served with a slice of lemon.</p> ]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Savory Pain Perdu with Strawberries</title>
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    <published>2008-06-22T23:45:38Z</published>
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    <summary>I know, I need to get the recipes up for the Stuffed Lamburger, Fishwich, and Stuffed Chicken Thighs Wrapped in Prosciutto, but what I ate this morning was incredibly fantastic, and since all of the ingredients are in season right...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I know, I need to get the recipes up for the Stuffed Lamburger, Fishwich, and Stuffed Chicken Thighs Wrapped in Prosciutto, but what I ate this morning was incredibly fantastic, and since all of the ingredients are in season <i>right now</i> (at least in Oregon), so I wanted to get the recipe up post-haste. The idea for this recipe was thought up when the boyfriend and I were in Canada a few weeks ago and making the most out of having a television in our hostel room by watching Food Network and the Discovery Channel whenever we were stagnant. We picked up an episode of Iron Chef: America in which the "battle food" was breakfast. I remember skipping this episode on the boyfriend's TiVo way back in the day, because I was morally opposed to "breakfast" being the "secret ingredient" in IC:A. Breakfast? Ridiculous. We ended up watching the whole thing and I took as many notes as possible. There was a point where I was trying to figure out how some certain ingredients were going to work together: marscarpone, garlic, basil, and strawberries. It made me think back to the days when my mom and I would go to the garlic festival in Gilroy, California - I had had a strawebrry shortcake with garlic cream that was fantastic. But that was over 15 years ago, and who knows how my tongue was working back in those days. </p>
<p>The ingredients on IC:A ended up going to 2 different dishes, but the idea was already rooted into my psyche, and I couldn't think of anything better to put together for Sunday breakfast.</p>
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<p>Just as a side note for 2 of the ingredients: I ended up using a cheese that was on sale and delicious at Whole Foods -  Snøfrisk. Since Snøfrisk is made from goat cheese and cow's cream, it has a tang that wouldn't be matched with just marscarpone itself. It will probably taste fantastic with marscarpone, but I suggest trying Snøfrisk if it's available (double-plus on sale) in your area. For the bread, I used 3/4" slices from a leftover loaf of Piccolo Como from <a href="http://www.grandcentralbakery.com/" target="_blank">Grand Central Bakery</a>, which is a chain in the great NW USA. This would work well with a soft/chewy-crumb, chewy crust bread like baguette or a slightly sour bread. Okay, onto the food:</p><br />
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<h1>Savory Pain Perdu with Strawberries</h1><br />
<h2>Feeds 2-3 hungry Americans</h2><br />
6-3/4" Slices of Bread</p>

<p><b>{Whisk together}</b><br />
4 Eggs<br />
3ts Salt<br />
2ts dried Thyme<br />
2ts dried Paprika<br />
1ts rubbed Sage<br />
Dash of freshly-ground pepper</p>

<p><b>{Thouroughly mix together the following and set aside:}</b><br />
125g Snøfrisk, marscarpone, or similar cheese<br />
2 Tbs Minced fresh garlic<br />
S&P to taste</p>

<p><b>{Toppings:}</b><br />
1/2 pint Strawberries, sliced<br />
6 large Basil leaves cut in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiffonade" target="_blank">chiffonade</a>, more whole for decoration</p>

<p>Dip bread in the egg mixture - allow them plenty of time to soak up the liquid on both sides. Cook in either a pan on the stove set to a "low-medium heat" or on a griddle set to 325 degrees. Lightly spray/coat the cooking implement with olive oil. Allow the bread to cook on the first side for about 7 minutes - it should be golden brown before flipping. The second side usually takes 4-5 minutes.</p>
<p>Top the Pain Perdu evenly with the garlic-cheese mixture and layer with strawberry slices with basil on top. Serve with bacon, smoked salmon or whatever meat is at your mercy, and fresh juice (or iced coffee - yarm!).</p>
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<p>Next time I'm going to try the cheese mixture with bacon mixed in, which would lend a fantastic smoky/sweet flavor to the savoriness of cheese and garlic (depending what kind of bacon one is using, of course ^_^ ). Like I said before, all of the ingredients are currently in season here in Portland - I can't go a mile without seeing some market with massive amounts of strawberries. Just remember - quality ingredients help make quality food.</p>
<p>Next up: Lamburger and Fishwich double-feature!</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Dinner tonight</title>
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    <published>2008-06-12T04:24:15Z</published>
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    <summary>Well, that was an epic fail. See how I set myself up to do something I&apos;m not sure I can do and see where it gets me. So let&apos;s start over again. I made a really tasty fish dish tonight...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, that was an epic fail. See how I set myself up to do something I'm not sure I can do and see where it gets me. So let's start over again. I made a really tasty fish dish tonight (alliteration!) that I took no photos of, but I can sure write it down. For the porn part of the food blog, take a look at these photos, and maybe I'll grace the site with recipes for them soon as well. </p>

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(more after the link-jump)</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/2571591205/" title="Stuffed chicken thigh, wrapped with pancetta, on Flickr" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3094/2571591205_debd4921f9_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Stuffed chicken thigh, wrapped with pancetta" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/2571589101/" title="Fishwich!, on Flickr" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/2571589101_fd825063ff_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="Fishwich!" /></a></p>

<p>Ah, and onto fish:</p>

<h1>Mahi-Mahi with Shallot-Ginger compote</h1>
<h2>Feeds 2 "normally" hungry Americans</h2>
2 Shallots, minced (approx 3Tbs)<br>
1" Ginger, minced (approx 2Tbs)<br>
2 cloves Young Garlic (approx 2Tbs, or 1Tbs normal garlic)<br>
1 Tbs butter<br>
2 Tbs Mango-Pepper Chutney<br>
6-8oz Mahi-Mahi<br>

<p>Prep your broiler (mine takes something like 30 minutes to get up to temperature) and set the top rack to the low-middle spot. Place the first 4 ingredients into a small saucier and sauté until the garlic is a light brown. Add the chutney (I use a local brand - likely any jelly/chutney that's slightly sweet and spicy would be good) and stir until everything's coated and turn off the heat.  </p>

<p>Prep a pan for the Mahi-Mahi, dust the fish with salt and pepper, and coat with half of the compotey-mixture. Place under the broiler for approximately 11 minutes or until done, depending on thickness of the fish. Plate with the rest of the compote under the fish. </p>

<p>I served this with some steamed white rice and lovely heated pickled beets with crumbled bleu cheese atop. Fan-diddly-tastic. Maybe I'll take photos next time instead of just wolfing it down. </p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Okonomiyaki, fuck yeah</title>
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    <published>2008-05-06T05:23:25Z</published>
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    <summary>There&apos;s not a whole helluva lot I can say about okonomiyaki besides it is the ultimate awesome-leftover killer. With a base of the disgusting-sounding batter with cabbage (added to flour, baking soda, dashi, water), this stuff is really quite amazingly...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's not a whole helluva lot I can say about okonomiyaki besides it is the ultimate awesome-leftover killer. With a base of the disgusting-sounding batter with cabbage (added to flour, baking soda, dashi, water), this stuff is really quite amazingly good. Of course, at the end, it's covered in sauce and mayo, so who doesn't like that? Some important stuff to remember: the dashi really does make this stuff work. I had some homemade stock I made from leftover yellowtail tuna, bonito, and seaweed. My house stank for 3 days, but the stock is indispensible in Japanese cooking. You can pick up tiny bottles of the dry stuff, but I can't vouch for it (though that's what I do use for my tamagoyaki). I have <i>not</i> used the mountain yam, which is supposed to make this stuff extra-good, because I have been too lazy to have someone pick it up for me at one of the myriad of Asian food markets within a 2-mile radius my my house. <br />
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        <![CDATA[<p>Back on track, if you like Japanese food, especially fried Japanese food, such as takoyaki or sukiyaki, you will like this. Plus sides? This is so easy to make, there is no reason <i>not</i> to make it. Anything you might have left over from weekly meals that would be yummy - extra sliced veggies, ground or sliced meat, probably not fruit, lovely little pickled things (like ginger), and misc (leftover mochi - yum!) will likely work well on top of the base. Round One at my house last week included (made especially for the okonomiyaki) matchstick carrots, lots of spring onions (fresh from the farmers' market), leftover ground meat (pork, lamb, and elk with fennel and 5-spice), caramelized purple onions, and sprinkles of panko on top. Second round had mushrooms and the bulb-ends of spring onions, caramelized on the griddle. Oh, that's another thing - I made these on my electric non-stick griddle at 425F - I had to use very little oil, but got the crispiness around the perimeter and the middle as I liked from using my misto. If you need to use a stove-top pan, I suggest a non-stick unless you want to use a lot of oil to keep the batter from being a pain in the arse. Once you have this down, feel free to work with it - the batter is still a little too thick for me, so next time I'll thin it down a bit.</p>

<h1>Okonomiyaki (base)</h1>
<h2>Feeds 2 hungry Americans</h2>

<p><i>(The measures here are approximate, as this is somewhere between baking and cooking, so feel free to add liquid if the batter feels too thick - it should be slightly thicker than crepe batter, just enough to keep the cabbage together, but spread out)</i></p>

<p>~Heat griddle/pan to med-hot stage~</p>

<p>200g Flour<br />
110ml Dashi<br />
1g Baking powder<br />
1 egg<br />
2C thinly sliced/shredded green cabbage</p>

<p>Mix first 3 ingredients together until pasty. Feel free to grate some mountain yam in at this point. Add 1/2 the cabbage, and then increment to the point where the cabbage is well-coated by the batter, but not drippy. Spray or pour some oil on your preferred method of conduction and divvy the cabbage mixture into two rounds, and flatten with your hand. Don't burn your hand.</p>

<p>*This is the way I have found most easy for the okonomiyaki-making. If you prefer flipping a cabbage-pancake with toppings with 2 turners, feel free.*</p>

<p>These take a little while to make - you don't want the okonomiyaki to be doughy in the middle, so wait until the bottoms of the rounds are a good golden brown, then stack your "toppings" in your pan next to the cabbage rounds. Once the cabbage rounds are dark brown on the bottom, flip them on top of the "topping rounds" and press them down so they sizzle. Cook another 5-10 minutes, depending on your toppings (they should be a lovely dark brown as well) and flip them back topside carefully. Top with okonomiyaki sauce (or takoyaki sauce - it's very similar) and Kewpie mayonnaise (more eggy and lemony than normal store-bought mayo). Eat hot with a fork, or feel free to slice into triangles. <br />
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Some other "traditionally Japanese" toppings include:<br />
<ul><li>Bonito flakes/katsuboushi</li><br />
<li>Seaweed flakes/aonori (I added these - yarm!)</li><br />
<li>Green onion (These are fantastic)</li><br />
<li>Corn (Yes indeed)</li><br />
<li>Mochi squares (can't wait to try this one)</li></ul></p>]]>
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    <title>Virginia Cafe*, and current musings</title>
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    <published>2008-04-28T04:20:13Z</published>
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    <summary>I&apos;ve been trying to figure out what to include on this site. Seems rather silly, doesn&apos;t it, for a so-called cooking site. The Clever Chef. The issue with that is that I am certainly not a chef. And clever? Not...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I've been trying to figure out what to include on this site. Seems rather silly, doesn't it, for a so-called cooking site. The Clever Chef. The issue with that is that I am certainly not a chef. And clever? Not unless you catch me somewhere between 4pm and dinnertime. </p>

<p>There are some days when I cook up a storm - from bread to bagels and lunch and dinner all from scratch - and other days, nil (tonight, sushi!). I experiment far too much to feel comfortable printing recipes, really - there's always something to be improved upon. </p>

<p>Lately, however, I've been reading a lot about food - I've just finished Evan Jones' "<a href="http://www.powells.com/biblio/2-9780879513542-0" target="_blank">American Food</a>", a stoic 400+ page history and recipe archive rolled into one. I made the baked beans - fantastic. But it doesn't take a cook to figure beans + salt pork + molasses + maple syrup + heat + time = fabulous. Besides that, I'm still making a ton of Japanese food (okonomiyaki this weekend), and after a trip to Fubonn, making no less than 3 lotus root recipes, sesame noodles (based upon <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/04/peanut-sesame-noodles/" target="_blank">Deb's recipe</a>, the dressing lacking in "oomph"), a sweet chili-sauce purchase, and coriander use (an ignored herb for the most part).</p>

<p>It's been food, food, food for the past... well, ever, and I've nothing to write? Can't be possible, can it? Yet somehow I'm stuck and you end up with this drivel. </p>

<p><u>Thus</u> - at least a post per week - a <i>promise</i>. I can't ensure goodness, quality, or completeness. And god help me if I just start spouting off Michael Polan inspired rhetoric. But maybe I can make this work. Oh, and if I state what I'll be writing about next and the end of each post, I'll remember to take photos. </p>

<p>So, next post? Okonomiyaki. See you then!</p>

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*Tonight's post was written 4/25/2008, long-hand at Virginia Cafe, downtown Portland, after a very long day at work. </p>]]>
        
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    <title>Corned Beef Hash</title>
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    <published>2008-03-24T14:20:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-28T04:37:55Z</updated>
    
    <summary>So I said, &quot;I need to start blogging this shit again,&quot; and here I am. Nearly 2 years since I got just too damned lazy to blog about food, I&apos;m starting it back up again. Moreso because I&apos;m having a...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>So I said, "I need to start blogging this shit again," and here I am. Nearly 2 years since I got just too damned lazy to blog about food, I'm starting it back up again. Moreso because I'm having a lot of fun actually making different recipes and baking. Yes, <i>baking</i>, something I'd been so scared to really experiment with, due to pretty much what happens nearly every time I bake - I end up disappointed. However, that is a tale for another post. This tale is about corned beef.<br><br />
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        <![CDATA[<p>In honor of St. Patrick's Day (please note that I am neither Irish nor Catholic, so whatever), I picked up a roast to make on the 16th. Shuffling through the pre-seasoned roasts at Wild Oats (Mini-Whole Foods), the butcheress behind me shouted out something about the roasts she was sliding back into the case were known to be the best corned beef in town. I had to take her up on the claim. Since I was only feeding the 2 of us (perhaps more introductions later), I had her cut off a 2.3lb portion of a larger roast and pack it up with extra pickling herbs. Since it was already salted, seasoned, and soaked, I just did the generic braise with potatoes and cabbage on Sunday night. With only a measly 5oz chunk left over on Monday, however, I was reticent to use the rest of the meat, since it didn't seem like much would come of it. </p>

<p>When searching in the fridge and cupboards for any other suitable dinner alternative came up dry, I decided to make corned beef hash and set about cutting up every root vegetable I had into 1/8" cubes and frying them in goose fat (leftover from New Year's goose). Served with some spicy-sweet mustard, this was incredibly good with a perfectly fried egg on top (also done up in goose fat - yum!!), with the yolk oh so gently flowing over chunks of potato and carrot. So, here you go:</p>

<h2>Corned Beef Hash with (optional) Fried Egg:</h2>
<ul><li>5-6oz. Cooked Corned Beef</li>
<li>6oz. Carrots (2 large)</li>
<li>6oz. New or Small Red Potatoes (2 medium)</li>
<li>3Tb Schmaltz (goose or chicken)</li>
<li>Handful of Cherry Tomatoes</li>
<li>2 Spring Onions</li>
<li>2 eggs</li></ul>

<p>Cube the first 3 ingredients into bitty cubes (1/8") and fry in half the schmaltz on medium-high until the potatoes start to brown. Turn the heat down to just below medium and let fry for about 7 minutes, or until the carrots are soft, stirring once in a while to keep from sticking. Toss the tomatoes with some salt and pepper and throw under the broiler on a piece of aluminum foil or similar until they start to get wrinkly, then pull them out. Once the rest of the goods in the pan look done, carefully stir in the tomatoes and add salt and pepper to taste. Heavily sprinkle with the green onions and slow-fry some eggs in the leftover schmaltz until the whites are just set (or however you like 'em) and slide atop the pile and eat. Serve with damned good mustard (below).</p>

<h3>Damned Good Mustard</h3>
Fantastic on most anything. Mix together:
<ul><li>2 parts Dijon (I'm using up a Costco bucket of Grey Poupon)</li>
<li>2 parts Beet Horseradish (I'm using hot-prepared Beaver brand)</li>
<li>1 part Honey (Another local brand here - just to take the "gaaahhh!" factor down a step</li></ul>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>72 Hours for Gravlax: a journey</title>
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    <published>2006-06-30T22:37:24Z</published>
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    <summary>That&apos;s right: a journey. A journey of self-discovery. A journey of learning. A journey of patience. A journey of thrift. And at last, a destination of sweet salty tasty melt-in-your-mouth salmon. Gravlax, much like it&apos;s cousin lox, is good on...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That's right: a journey. A journey of self-discovery. A journey of learning. A journey of patience. A journey of thrift. And at last, a destination of sweet salty tasty melt-in-your-mouth salmon. </p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravlax" target="_blank">Gravlax</a>, much like it's cousin <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lox_%28salmon%29" target="_blank">lox</a>, is good on thing such as crackers, bagels & cream cheese, and plain by itself. However, <i>unlike</i> lox, gravlax is simply <b>cured</b> salmon, and can be made at home. I suppose one could make lox at home, too, if one had a smoker, and <i>this</i> one doesn't have a smoker. </p>

<p>It takes 72 hours to make gravlax. It could take longer, but I'm impatient. My first batch of gravlax cost me a total of about $4.50 for approximately 4 servings. As you may see, gravlax is much cheaper than lox, which was the main reasoning behind making it. I <3 me the lox, but can't afford the massive Costco package every 2 weeks. Plus, the Costco package? Is too big for one person to eat. So here we go.</p>

<p><br />
<center><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178173059/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/178173059_5035e9e89f.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Presentation of gravlax" /></a><br>Gravlax (center) presented with hummus (left) and ajvar (right).</center></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>After searching online for good gravlax recipes, I ended up not using any of them, but found one in my "Helen Corbitt Cooks For Company" cookbook. Seriously, if you can find one of these at a used bookstore or online, grab it. So good.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178170364/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/67/178170364_dbd2600bbc_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Helen Corbitt strikes again" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178170515/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/63/178170515_e063aff3e6_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Verbose much?" /></a></p>

<p><br />
You can click on the photo of the recipe above to read it... Helen's rather verbose. As you can see, I used pre-packaged pre-frozen salmon from Costco. It's the only fresh-type salmon I can get here that's kosher, and half of the reason I wanted to make sure the gravlax would turn out alright before attempting to serve it to people. I just thawed it out in the fridge like normal before putting everything together. Now, Helen's recipe calls for 3-3.5 lbs of salmon, and I wasn't all that into making that much gravlax, so while the "picking" mixture and everything else I put together was according to the recipe, I just eyed it when adding the ingredients to the salmon - therefore I have quite a bit of the salt/sugar/pepper stuff left I have stored in a jar for the next batch.</p>

<p>I also put everything in a ziplock bag, as it just made things easier. Too bad Helen didn't think of that. Oh, and just as an aside, before sealing up the bag, I added a glug of vodka, as that seemed to be the thing to do - many of the gravlax recipes online use vodka to help cure the fish.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178170842/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/70/178170842_cd16c6db04_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Salmon in ziplock, dill atop" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178171025/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/47/178171025_7242d24ce8_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt=""Sprinkled" pickling/curing mixture" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178171231/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/62/178171231_77643b5d12_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Salmon sandwich with weight" /></a></p>

<p><br />
After putting everything together, I placed the salmon-sandwich in a bottom of a bowl and put another flat-bottomed bowl on top with my pie weights in it, otherwise known as dry pink beans. I used this weight system for about a day and a half until I realized I wasn't getting the compression I wanted, so I switched the pie weight bowl with just a cheeseboard that was slightly larger than the samon and placed the weights directly atop that. That worked rather well, I think.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178171459/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/76/178171459_9dc146365f_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="My pie weights" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178171679/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/178171679_5d9a6b2cb5_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Fern's cheeseboard" /></a></p>

<p><br />
After all was said and done and the 72 hours had passed, I pulled the salmon out, scraped the pickling junk off, and sliced it up, tasting from each side, middle, and end of the fish to check of consistency. I noticed that the fattier fish tasted the best, while the less fatty fish got more rubbery. The flavor was consistent throughout, and was really really quite good. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178172093/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/59/178172093_66efef20c8_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Left piece scraped, right piece fresh out of the bag" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/178172616/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/61/178172616_ca213dbb22_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Piles 'o' gravlax" /></a></p>

<p><br />
After I had sliced it all up, I added just a little lemon juice to the fish. While any acid sears the edges of the salmon, I like the taste of it, so I don't let it ruin the presentation (which, by the way, was all for myself). Dotted with some sriracha/"cock sauce" and eaten with some hummus and ajvar, it was a lovely little snack for someone who is as ill-prepared as I, not having crackers, bagels, or cheese in the house with which to eat it. It was awesome being able to eat something like that that was cured by me. Being the first curing/pickling I've ever done by myself, it turned out very well. The only thing I would change was how I cut it, and that had more to do with the cutting surface than the fish. Gravlax = good. Now I have to work on getting the rest of the scandanavian dishes down...</p>

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    <title>Sorry....</title>
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    <published>2006-06-28T15:25:34Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-28T15:37:04Z</updated>
    
    <summary>After the husband and I got back from Montana over Memorial Day weekend, I couldn&apos;t find my camera battery charger. While my battery was drained dry, I made many amazing things. However, I found the battery charger last Friday, and,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>After the husband and I got back from <a href="http://www.somethingclever.net/weblog_archives/2006/06/mt_represent.htm">Montana </a>over Memorial Day weekend, I couldn't find my camera battery charger. While my battery was drained dry, I made many amazing things. However, I found the battery charger last Friday, and, with the help of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/131045566/" target="_blank">Helen Corbitt</a>,  started making Gravlax. Since Gravlax is a 48-72 hour process, it should be done this evening, and once it's sliced, diced, and tasted, there will be a new entry up here. <br />
Also, a very Happy Birthday to my wonderful husband, who is my taste-tester, dish washer, test subject, and best friend. Everybody at once: aaaaawwwwwww....</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A return from haitus: Chicken Gumbo</title>
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    <published>2006-06-09T00:54:45Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-09T17:43:24Z</updated>
    
    <summary>My mom made gumbo every once in a while while I was growing up, and I still think that her gumbo is better than any I&apos;ve ever had at any restaurant, no matter where that restaurant may be. Mom lived...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My mom made gumbo every once in a while while I was growing up, and I still think that her gumbo is better than any I've ever had at any restaurant, no matter where that restaurant may be. Mom lived in the Virgin Islands for a while before I was born, which is where she learned this recipe. She gave me the info for the base, and I just added into it some southernish greens and made a couple of changes to make it kosher. The recipe is relatively simple, but takes time. Making the roux itself takes almost 40 minutes and should not be attempted by someone who has lack of stamina, heart palpatations, or is less than 50' tall, as it <b>must be</b> <i>stirred constantly</i>.</p>

<p>That warning aside, this gumbo will knock your southern socks off:</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p><b>What you need for the gumbo:</b><br />
1 Whole chicken<br />
3 Large onions (I used 2 humungoid onions)<br />
1 Large bunch of celery<br />
6 Cloves of garlic<br />
1 Leek<br />
1 Bunch of kale<br />
2-3 Sausages (I use the Sinai 54 kosher Polish dogs from Costco)<br />
12C Chicken or vegetable broth<br />
3 Tbsp Cajun spice (see below)<br />
Hot rice to serve the gumbo over</p>

<p><b>For the roux:</b><br />
About 1 Â½C plain white flour<br />
About Â¾C Oil (not olive - I used safflower - you need an oil that can withstand high heat without burning)</p>

<p><b>Cajun Spice mix:</b><br />
(I grind this up with a morter & pestle, and it comes out perfectly uniform. If you want to do a larger batch, you can use a blender or food processor - can be stored in an airtight jar, etc. etc.)<br />
1 tsp Dry mustard<br />
1 tsp Onion powder<br />
Â½ tsp Paprika<br />
1 tsp Thyme<br />
1 tsp Basil<br />
Â½ tsp Ground cloves<br />
1 Â½ tsp cayenne Pepper<br />
1 tsp Black Pepper<br />
Â½ tsp White pepper<br />
1 Tbsp salt</p>

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<p><br />
<b>Putting it together:</b><br />
If you're using a whole uncooked chicken, put it in a large pot with all of the broth. Add chopped onion, celery, and garlic. Boil the heck out of it until the meat is falling off of the bone. Let cool and remove the unedible stuff from the soup. </p>

<p>I personally don't like doing something like that unless I'm saving the stock, so I picked a chicken clean that I had roasted the night before. I already have a good chicken stock (which I make and then freeze in leftover glass jars whenever I roast a chicken), so I let that defrost in the sink while I was shredding the chicken. </p>

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<p>If doing my method, chop up the onions, celery, and garlic, and throw it all into a large pot over medium heat with a splash of oil. Stir it around for about 5 minutes, then add the shredded chicken. Stir that around for another 5 minutes, then add all of the stock and up the heat to high. </p>

<p>While waiting for the soup to come to a boil, thuroughly clean the kale and the leek. Both are somewhat sandy, so rest them in a bowl filled with water and gently massage the vegetables at the top of the water. Once they're ready to give you a good tip, lift them out of the water and shake away the extra moisture. Kale stems are very fibrous, so when chopping up the kale, make sure to discard the bottom 2-3" of the leaf. The rest is perfectly edible. Slice the leek into rounds - they'll come apart in the gumbo into little circles.</p>

<p>Once the soup is boiling, add the leek and the kale. Cover and lower the heat to medium. At this point, you can slice up the sausage (if you're using it), but it doesn't need to be added for another half hour or so. Let the soup simmer, stirring occaisionally for a half-hour, then get started on the roux:</p>

<p><b>Roux:</b><br />
This is a base recipe for roux and can be used in any recipe. You'll need a large sautee pan to start off with. Pour in enough oil to cover the bottom of the pan, and put on the stove on medium-low (you may need to adjust for your stove, as my burner â‰  your burner â‰  anyone else's burner. Wait for the oil to heat up for about 5 minutes, then start adding in the flour, a handful at a time. During this entire process, you must <i><b>stir constantly and consistently</b></i>. Between each flour add, stir until it is well-incorparated. You want the consistency to be a bit thinner than Elmer's school glue. Once that consistency is reached, do not add any more flour. All of the flour adding should be done within the first 10 minutes of cooking, as it is important that the roux have consistency in flavor.</p>

<p>This process, as said before, can take anywhere from 30 to 45 minutes. Make sure that when stirring, you are scraping the entire bottom of the pan. The color you are looking to achieve is a light cocoa brown. Don't let the roux thicken too much and become dry, and don't let it burn (that's why the stirring is important). Here's what mine looked like from beginning to end (photos taken approx 10 minutes apart):</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/162976135/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/59/162976135_b169fdb759_t.jpg" width="100" height="75" alt="Roux at the beginning" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/162976448/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/76/162976448_3b8634c048_t.jpg" width="75" height="100" alt="Roux - about 15 minutes in" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/162976701/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/162976701_76ff79cc09_t.jpg" width="100" height="75" alt="Roux - almost there..." /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/162976975/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/162976975_35e767643f_t.jpg" width="100" height="75" alt="Roux - all done!" /></a></p>

<p>When the correct color is achieved, take the pan off of the heat, but continue stirring for another 3-5 minutes, or until the roux has cooled. </p>

<p>Once that's done, you're on the home stretch!! Let the roux cool for another 5 minutes, then stir it all into the soupy stuff. Turn the gumbo up to high again and wait for a boil. Boil for 5 minutes, remove from heat, and serve!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/162977276/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/59/162977276_0a3a99c16a.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Chicken stew (gumbo w/out roux)" /></a><br />
Before adding the roux</p>

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After adding the roux</p>

<p>You can serve the gumbo over rice or just as a stew... it freezes and refridgerates well. For an extra kick of spicyness, drizzle some hot pepper oil or some sriracha on top. Try to not burn your face off, though, unless you're like me, and can bloody take it. Enjoy!</p>

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<entry>
    <title>How much Lettuce can one eat?</title>
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    <published>2006-05-26T00:07:42Z</published>
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    <summary>A lot, I&apos;ll bet. There is an amazing variety of lettuces out there, not to metion everything else with which a salad can be made. And, with all the dressings available these days... but lettuce and dressing does not a...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A lot, I'll bet. There is an amazing variety of lettuces out there, not to metion everything else with which a salad can be made. And, with all the dressings available these days... but lettuce and dressing does not a proper salad make. It takes... love... feeling... understanding the greens, the accoutrements, and above all, the dressing. The flavors must meld together perfectly, creating a balance of sweet, savory, sour, and salty. The texture should be varied - soft, crunchy, smooth, rough.</p>

<p>You know I'm totally full of shit, right? Salads are like the easiest thing to make next to pouring a glass of milk. While not necessarily something one would serve to guests at a non-vegetarian-un-hipster-non-minimalist dinnerparty, this first salad offering is easy to make and effing lovely to eat. I persent to you Steak'n Salad:</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p><b>What you need for the salad:</b><br />
Steak <i>(this isn't called Steak'n Salad for nothing, yo)</i><br />
Salad greens (1 bag or 1 whole head of something)<br />
Avocado<br />
2 (or more or less) green onions<br />
Some medium-sweet dressing, such as <a href="http://www.anniesnaturals.com/Pages/nutrition/poppy-nf.htm" target="_blank">Annie's Naturals Papaya Poppy Seed dressing</a></p>

<p><b>What you need for the steak marinade</b> <i>(if you so choose to do this part)</i><b>:</b><br />
1C soy sauce<br />
1/3C lime juice<br />
1/3C Rice vinegar (or other white vinegar)<br />
Â¼C Molasses<br />
2Tbsp Grated orange rind<br />
1Tbsp Onion powder<br />
Â½Tbsp Red pepper flakes</p>

<p>If you haven't cooked the steak already, the above marinade is fan-fucking-tastic. Made it up myself. At least I think so. Mix all ingredients, pour over meat. Marinade up to overnight, depending on the cut. If it's something like a shoulder or rib cut, marinate up to 3 hours. Any longer, and it will overpower the steak. </p>

<p>Cook the steak however you like. I love grilled steak, but we don't have a yard, nor a bbq, so I have a handy 2-burner grill. It's not as good, but better than nothin'.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/152869505/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/50/152869505_7dcd142824_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Side 1 - ribsteak grilling on the stove" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/152870463/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/68/152870463_503a17a305_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Rib steak - grilling indoors" /></a></p>

<p><br />
If you're cooking the steak right before making the salad, let the meat rest off of the heat for at least 15 minutes before slicing it up. While waiting, toss the greens in a bowl with the dressing - just enough to cover the lettucy stuff - you don't want salad to get too heavy with dressing. That = gross! Slice the avocado into... slices. Cut the green onion into 1/3" pieces. Once the steak is all nicely rested, slice it thinly against the grain, cutting off as much fat as possible, and add everything to the bowl. Toss it v. v. gently (avocado will try to be mushy. Don't let it!).</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/152871834/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/152871834_577e4d5e93_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Steak'n Salad - pre-toss" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/152872162/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/78/152872162_8539f4b0c0_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Steak'n Salad" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Eat it and bask in the awesomeness.</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Cucumber Soup with Wasabi-Avocado Cream</title>
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    <published>2006-05-23T23:50:03Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-23T21:56:29Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Continuing with the streak of cooking as little as possible, I present to you Cucmber Soup with Wasabi-Avocado Cream:...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Continuing with the streak of cooking as little as possible, I present to you Cucmber Soup with Wasabi-Avocado Cream:</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p>The soup is adapted from a recipe I found on <a href="www.epicurious.com" target="_blank">Epicurious</a>, linked <a href="http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/105207" target="_blank">here</a>. I say adapted, as after reading all of the reviews on the site, I added a little more "oomph" to the soup itself in the form of some red onion. Also, I didn't want to spend $4 on organic chives when I had green onions in the fridge already. Close enough, I say (at least for this particular recipe). Since I don't reprint Epicurious recipes (as per their User Agreement), you can follow along on their site while I do my stuff here. It's all about teamwork, see??</p>

<p>First off, I didn't get the prescribed english cucumbers called for in the recipe. There aren't any around currently that are organic, and because I'm a quasi-yuppie that shops at the local Co-Op (mostly out of convenience and the belief that in-season organic fruits and veggies taste better than the chain-supermarket alternatives), I didn't go to the proper grocery store to get them. So, (write this down!) I got 4 regular cukes instead. I know they used the english versions to cut down on seeding and all that, but really? Seeding cucumbers is easy. However, before I did anything else, I cut the cukes in half, and doused with a crapton of kosher salt to remove some of the water. I let those sit in a bowl in my fridge for about an hour before I went along with the rest of the recipe.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151171337/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/151171337_81e91b112f_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Slicered!" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151177303/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/46/151177303_93d7144707_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Coated with Kosher Salt" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Once the cukes were done, I rinsed off the salt, seeded them with a spoon, and tossed them in the blender (I added the vinegar here, but not the extra salt). Huh? Didn't I peel them? Hells no. It's going to be purÃ©ed anyhow. What's the point? Plus, I think it has better color that way. And I'm lazy. However, the blender method proved futile. I didn't chop up the cucumbers before I put them in there, and didn't feel like taking them out to do it, so I sloughed the whole bit into the trusty Cuisinart and hit the on button. BAM! Cucumber soup!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151196536/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/48/151196536_d27c12c3b0_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Trapped! And totally not turning into soup." /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151197994/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/151197994_bd7c59e9dd_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Ah, better - cukes in the Cuisinart" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Take a look at that, why don't you? Beeeeuuuutiful!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151199666/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/49/151199666_25a07a4d69.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Cucumber Soup" /></a></p>

<p><br />
I did the soup in 2 batches. Once I tasted the first batch, and had the same complaint that someone else had on the (Epicurious) site that there was v. little flavor. So, in the second batch, I tossed in some S&P, plus half a small red onion. I may have added some garlic powder, too. Once that was all soupified and mixed in with the first batch, it tasted yummy. Like I could eat it without the Wasabi-Avocado Cream. Of course, I still made that part, so I put the soup into the fridge until I was ready to serve it. </p>

<p>For the Wasabi-Avocado cream, I used green onions instead of chives. I think I used only one green onion, but it was a big one. I mashed up the avocado, green onions, lime juice, yogurt, and wasabi together with a fork. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151201447/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/151201447_40ab2bfec6_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Avocado & Green Onion" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151203126/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/151203126_fce6d8cf48_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Yogurt and Wasabi" /></a></p>

<p><br />
I tasted the cream, and sure enough, like the soup, I could have eaten it just by itself. But I didn't. Except for maybe a couple of spoonfuls. But I'm not really going to admit to that. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151205375/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/151205375_e0f093e3c5.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Avocado Wasabi Cream" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Just before serving, I tossed the soup back into the Cuisinart and added the 4 ice cubes I had on hand. After whirring that about for a while, I couldn't tell any difference in coldness at all, so it probably wasn't even necessary. I served up the soup like this, instead of in the tiny little bowls shown on Epicurious, since this was pretty much our dinner.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/151212472/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/44/151212472_31a4a94501.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Cucumber Soup with Avocado-Wasabi Cream" /></a></p>

<p><br />
The husband wasn't really into it, but I loved-loved it. The leftovers I ate the next day, and then again at home on Saturday. I thought it was really damned good, so whatever on my husband. He's not all that into "funny" recipes like this, though. Anyhow, enjoy! The soup nice and cool for a hot hot summer day.</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Ch-ch-chinese Chicken Salad, bitchez</title>
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    <published>2006-05-18T00:12:54Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-17T23:22:50Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The weather here in sunny Boise Idaho has turned for the worse. For the past 3 days, the heat (95Â°F!!!!) has been leaving me ignoring the kitchen, prefering to eat out than to deal with the heat. It looks like...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The weather here in sunny Boise Idaho has turned for the worse. For the past 3 days, the heat (95Â°F!!!!) has been leaving me ignoring the kitchen, prefering to eat out than to deal with the heat. It looks like gazpacho and multitudes of cold salads are in my future, starting with this one.</p>

<p>The only "cooked" part is a piece of chicken, and one totally doesn't need to be in the kitchen to watch chicken cook in the oven. The finished product was exactly what I was hoping for, and I'm thinking about making the exact same thing tonight. So awesomely good!!</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p><b>What you need for the salad:</b><br />
1 Boneless, skinless chicken breast<br />
1 Head preferred lettuce (though I suggest <i>not</i> using iceberg - yuck!)<br />
2 Spring onions<br />
1 Large carrot<br />
Â½lb. Flat snap peas<br />
Other misc veggies - mushrooms, red pepper, etc.</p>

<p><b>For the dressing:</b><br />
Â½C Soy Vay Chinese Chicken marinade OR<br />
Â¼C Molasses<br />
Â¼C Soy sauce<br />
2 Tbsp Sesame oil<br />
1 Tbsp sake (rice wine)<br />
4 Tbsp rice or white wine vinegar<br />
1 Tbsp sesame seeds (toasted or non-)</p>

<p><br />
Take that chicken, wash it off, and preheat the oven to 350Â°F. Spray a baking pan with some oil, toss the chicken in, and sprinkle the following on it (or whatever you want, really - it's your chicken):<br />
S&P<br />
Garlic powder<br />
Ginger powder<br />
Curry powder</p>

<p>Rub it all in and toss the chicken in the oven. Lay down in the bedroom (or whichever room is coolest in your abode), read for a 1/2 hour. Take the chicken out of the oven, turn the burninating offender off, and leave the chicken out to cool. After another 20 minutes in the A/C breeze, put the chicken into a ziplock bag and toss in the fridge. I highly suggest doing a bunch of chicken like this at once so you don't have to do it over and over again and deal with the stupid oven and heat and ungh.</p>

<p>When you're ready to make the salad, get all of your ingredients together, wash 'em up, and get pull out one large bowl or 2 medium-large bowls in which to make the salad.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148001531/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/148001531_3901fb4c12_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Chicken, precooked" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148001720/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/148001720_e6b620e61a_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Ingredients" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Wash your dirty dirty hands and get the cooled chicken out from the fridge. Shred the crap out of that chicken. In the meanwhile, get the significant other or cat to mix up the dressing for you (add all ingredients to jar and shake). If necessary, redo dressing once the cat gets its paws into it.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148001899/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/148001899_3d7066d0d1_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Shredded chicken breast" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148002147/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/44/148002147_37801e71a2_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Good helper" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Slice your lettuce up small, then spin it about in your salad spinner (or dry carefully before cutting with a towel). Slice the green onions the same way and toss into the bowl(s) atop the semi-dry lettuce.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148002467/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/148002467_646cfda1f8_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Slicing the greenleaf lettuce" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148003317/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/36/148003317_dba78a0f2d_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Greenleaf lettuce and spring onions" /></a></p>

<p>Chop the carrot into matchsticks and cut the pea pods into squares.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148003034/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/46/148003034_4d3b075352_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Snap peas, cut up" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148003543/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/35/148003543_8a84bb2c93_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Carrotsticks!" /></a></p>

<p><br />
With all of the veggies in the bowl, pour enough dressing over the top to just lightly coat everything - you will probably not have to use all of it. Toss with your hands (I'm a big fan of hand-tossing stuff. Screw the salad forks - it's so much easier manually!). Sprinkle the top with sesame seeds and ramen bits, if you're into ramen bits. Eat with chopsticks, fork, or fingers. No spoons allowed. Enjoy with a few Tsing Taos. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/148003860/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/148003860_0c7e31c6a1.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Chinese Chicken Salad" /></a></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Strawberry Turnovers with Lemon-Honey Sauce</title>
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    <published>2006-05-15T23:02:21Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-15T20:10:21Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Coming up with a pareve dessert can be taxing, to say the least. Since I was making a chicken curry for the guests on mother&apos;s day, I needed a sweet that was dairy-less, but didn&apos;t want to go with the...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Coming up with a pareve dessert can be taxing, to say the least. Since I was making a chicken curry for the guests on mother's day, I needed a sweet that was dairy-less, but didn't want to go with the Maneschewitz brownie mix left over from Passover and fruit. I remembered I had some puff pastry squares purchased a while ago with grand plans of a savory pot-pie-type of creation that never came to fruition (and all the better that it didn't, really). Coupled with some fresh strawberries, jam, and a tossed-together lemon-honey sauce, these turnovers turned out awesomely. The other great thing about then is that while they may be carbalicious, they're relatively low in calories (in comparison to many other desserts that are caloricful). </p>

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<p>Hop!</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><b>What you'll need for the turnovers:</b><br />
1 Pint ripe strawberries<br />
2 Tbsp good-quality strawberry preserves (or jam - I like Bonne Mamman)<br />
1 Package Indo-European (or similar) puff pastry squares (I like Indo-European because they're pareve)<br />
Â½ C sugar<br />
1 tsp Vanilla extract<br />
1 Egg<br />
Water</p>

<p><b>For the sauce:</b><br />
1Â½ C Good-quality honey<br />
2 large lemons' juice</p>

<p><b>What to do:</b></p>

<p>Wash, de-stem, and coarsely chop 10 strawberries. Put these in a bowl and add the jam - mix it together well. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146726721/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/50/146726721_6837887011.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Ingredients for Strawberry turnovers" /></a></p>

<p><br />
In a small bowl, mix together the sugar and the vanilla extract well. It should be slightly sticky, but mostly dry. Stir the mixture occaisionally to help it dry out a bit while going through the rest of the steps.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146727277/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/49/146727277_1dba570f77_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Organic sugar plus some vanilla extract" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146727437/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/53/146727437_7eccf8d46c_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Vanilla'd sugar" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Cover a large baking sheet in parchment paper, then carefully separate 5 sqares of the dough from the rest of the block. Wrap the rest in plastic wrap and put back into the freezer until you're ready for the next batch. <i>Or</i>, if you're lucky enough to have room enough for 2 full sheets of pastries in your oven, you can do this all at once (I somehow ended up with only 1 rack in my oven). The rest of the steps must be done pretty quickly, so make sure you have your setup all good to go (like the photo below). Beat the egg with some water in a small cup for the glaze. Have a small cup of plain water ready to use to seal the pockets.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146727678/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/146727678_89aecf799f.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Setup" /></a></p>

<p><br />
For each turnover, wet the top and right edges of the pastry square with water, then place a tablespoon of the strawberry filling in the middle of the pastry. Make sure to get mostly fruit in the tablespoon - let some of the juice spill out while scooping so the pastry won't leak (good luck on this). Seal the edges very very well.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146727876/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/146727876_a6cf878ea2_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Strawberry filling" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146728113/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/146728113_26be4a2358_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="First batch before sugaring" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Lightly brush the tops of the packets with the egg mixture and liberally sprinkle or spread the vanilla'd sugar atop the eggwash. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146728885/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/44/146728885_4015d20a9a.jpg" width="374" height="500" alt="Second batch, ready to go into the oven" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Toss those puppies into an oven preheated to 370Â°F. If you don't know the exact temperature of your oven at this point (via an oven thermometer, etc), keep a close watch on the packets. The first batch I made when the oven was definitely too hot. I had to turn mine down to 350Â°F for the second batch, and those turned out lovely. If the seams split and a bit of the strawberry mixture seeps out, just make sure it doesn't burn too badly, or get under the turnovers themselves. Start checking every couple of minutes around the 20 minute mark. The turnovers should be a dark golden brown on top and puffed up nicely. Mine came out of the oven around 23 minutes perfectly. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146729219/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/49/146729219_e2454f4075_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Strawberry turnover" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146729399/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/50/146729399_4249c615a3_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Turnovers cooling" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Cool the turnovers on a cooling rack. In the meantime, put the honey and the lemon juice into a small nonstick pan (such as a butter warmer) and place on the stove on medium heat with a lid on. It should come to a fast simmer rather quickly. Don't worry about stirring it... Once it reaches a hearty simmer, take the pan off of the heat and let cool a bit. If the turnovers are to be served later in the day, they will keep well in a tupperware-type container. Before serving, warm the turnovers in the oven on low. Spoon the lemon-honey sauce onto a plate and place the warm turnover on top. Garnish with a fresh strawberry. If this to be served with a dairy meal (or you don't keep kosher), add some fresh whipped cream or creme fraiche to the side of the turnover. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146732264/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/47/146732264_657bf8afe3.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Strawberry turnover with lemon-honey sauce" /></a></p>

<p><br />
These are wow-amazing. The honey-lemon sauce adds a bit more sweetness to the turnover, which itself (despite the sugar inside and out) isn't overly sweet. The lemon and strawberry flavors work incredibly well together - I would almost just dip fresh strawberries into the lemon-honey sauce itself. </p>

<p>Have you tried this out?? If so, comment below!</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Mother&apos;s Day Dinner: Japanese Chicken Curry</title>
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    <published>2006-05-15T22:18:15Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-15T17:25:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I mentioned once before, the curry I make quite often is the one that I grew up with. My mom made almost this exact curry monthly, and when I left the nest, I craved it so badly I learned how...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I mentioned <a href="http://www.thecleverchef.net/archives/2006/03/fragrant_beef_curry_w_rice.html">once before</a>, the curry I make quite often is the one that I grew up with. My mom made almost this exact curry monthly, and when I left the nest, I craved it so badly I learned how to make it. And it was really stupidity that kept me away... this curry is incredibly easy to make, and it's so good, you can "wow" people with it. It is pretty appropriate then, to make this for the Mom on Mother's day. The only problem is I didn't get to spend the day with my mom, so the in-laws had to do. This actually worked in my favor, since neither of them had tasted this curry before, and were therefore even more impressed than my own mother would have been. So, ready your tastebuds and checkity-check the recipe after the jump:</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p>Ingredients:<br />
1 Â½ lbs boneless, skinless chicken, cubed (breast or thigh, whatever)<br />
1 large onion, chopped quasi-finely<br />
4 carrots<br />
6 C broccoli crowns and stems<br />
3 C chicken/veggie broth (or water)<br />
1 package S&B Curry mix (you can find this at most grocery stores in the asian food aisle - <i>comes in mild, medium, and hot - I usually use medium</i>)<br />
2 Tbsp vegetable oil</p>

<p>Heat a large pot to medium-hot on the cooker and add the oil and onions. Sautee the onions until just translucent, then add the cubed chicken.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146729550/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/55/146729550_a58d972c07_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Chopped onions" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146729748/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/146729748_6076b8ff19_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Cubed chicken added" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Sautee the chicken and the onions for about 5 more minutes, then add the broth, water, or mixture of both. Increase the heat to high and wait for the mixture to come to a boil. Add the carrots (and other root vegetables, if using - potatoes are good in this, too), reduce the heat to medium, and cover the pot.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146730097/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/146730097_1498b687f0_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Sliced carrots" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146730281/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/146730281_7542d5bd04_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Chicken, onions, carrots in broth" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Let simmer for approx. 20 minutes, or until the chicken is pretty much done. Add the broccoli to the top of the broth and junk, recover, and let simmer for 7 minutes. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146730943/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/47/146730943_8a315c0928_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Broccoli added" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146731136/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/53/146731136_a7e810b929_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="S&B Golden Curry" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Once the broccoli looks at least somewhat steamed, add the curry cubes to the mixture and stir until melted. Bring the mixture up to a simmer again, and partially cover with a lid. Let bubble for about 5 minutes, stirring frequently to prevent it from sticking to the bottom. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146731329/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/53/146731329_ae427a8568.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Bubbly chicken curry" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Once the mixture is thickened to the desired consistency, remove the pot from the heat and spoon the curry over (or next to, as done in Japan) a short-grain sticky rice, such as Neki-neki or <A href="http://www.kodafarms.com/products.html#krose" target="_blank">Kokuho Rose</a> (my fave). </p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146731469/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/56/146731469_a504b84a4f_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Neki-Neki rice" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/146731878/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/146731878_75ed9e3081_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Chicken Curry" /></a></p>

<p>Serve with chopsticks and sake, if you can get your guests to use both to their advantage, and await the praises.</p>]]>
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    <title>Purple Cabbage Salad</title>
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    <published>2006-05-08T22:48:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-08T17:30:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I originally made this salad for the dinner party I had a couple of months ago, but at that time, I didn&apos;t have a chance to pick up the camera due to the sheer volume of things I was making...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I originally made this salad for the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/sets/72057594078867652/" target="_blank">dinner party</a> I had a couple of months ago, but at that time, I didn't have a chance to pick up the camera due to the sheer volume of things I was making at once. It was requested of me to bring the said salad to a <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/sets/72057594128117386/" target="_blank">BBQ at Laura's house</a> on Saturday, so I took the photos this time. This salad, originally called Purple Cabbage Salad (from the Kosher By Design cookbook) is now called "Speculum Salad" by my friends due to the salad tongs with which it was originally served. </p>

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Tongs wielded by Queen Alisha</center>

<p>Without further adieu, Purple Cabbage Salad, adapted from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1578197074/somethingclev-20?dev-t=1R97WABG8G2F3YD21NG2%26camp=2025%26link_code=xm2" target="_blank">Kosher By Design</a>:</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Salad:<br />
16oz Shredded red/purple cabbage (1 medium head)<br />
1/3C green onions (2 onions)<br />
3 medium carrots, grated<br />
1/4C pine nuts<br />
11oz. can of mandarin oranges, drained, juice reserved<br />
1 handfull dried cranberries (can be sweetened)<br />
1 handfull blueberries (can be sweetened)</p>

<p>Dressing: <br />
1/2C vegetable oil<br />
4Tbsp brown sugar<br />
3Tbsp white wine vinegar or chapmagne vinegar<br />
1Tbsp reserved mandarin orange juice from can<br />
2tsp garlic powder<br />
1 parve boullion cube (chicken or veggie flavor), crushed</p>

<p>For the cheapest version, get the head of cabbage yourself and choppity-chop it up. Slice the onions up and add to the cabbage. I suggest using a tupperware-type container in which one may toss the salad well.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142150809/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/44/142150809_3cd8c93191.jpg" width="500" height="374" alt="Cabbage and sping onions" border="0" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Grate the carrots using a box grater or similar. Add these, the pinenuts and drained mandarin oranges to the container. Add the dried berries on top of these. I like the salad with both the cranberries and the blueberries, but taste-tests confirm that my friends prefer it better with just the blueberries. Do whatever you want - you're the cook, and no matter what, people will eat it. Because you will force them. Plus, it's good.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142151086/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/46/142151086_c7935c4c84_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="... grated carrots, mandarin oranges, and pine nuts added" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142151380/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/142151380_61629aa382_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Cranberries and blueberries (dried)" border="0" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Now let's put together the dressing. Add all of the dressing ingredients to a cruet or a jar. You're going to shake this rather violently, so make sure the container has a tight-fitting lid. To crush the boullion, put the cube into a ziplock baggie and pound the heck out of it with the flat side of a meat mallet. Make sure the rest of the boullion cubes see you do this. Expect some whispering in the pantry later.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142151645/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/55/142151645_723c77490f_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Threatening a boullion cube" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142151889/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/142151889_a249212229_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="After it talked back..." border="0" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Shake the dressing until well-combined. Make sure it doesn't have time to seperate before you pour it. Like so:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142152581/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/47/142152581_73ae3e08c1.jpg" width="374" height="500" alt="Don't let it seperate before pouring!" border="0" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Pour it over the salad. Put the top on the container and twirl-toss the whole thing. Then put the dizzy salad into the fridge for at least an hour, up to overnight. It could probably sit longer than that, but after a while, the purple from the cabbage soaks into everything else, and ends up making the salad look like something from Willy Wonka's factory.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142152857/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/51/142152857_7a83a2cf73_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="After the dressing has been put on" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142153156/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/142153156_f697ed3b22_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="All tossed and ready to go" border="0" /></a></p>

<p><br />
Serve to your friends and watch them eat it up very quickly. Make sure you get some yourself. This will keep int the fridge for about a week, as long as your GI can control the amount of cabbage-induced issues you may or may not experience.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142142993/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/142142993_bca768a446_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Big bite of cabbage salad" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/devlyn/142142699/" title="Photo Sharing" target="_blank"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/142142699_7aa6886ba5_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Smiling w/ fork" border="0" /></a></p>]]>
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